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Poem : ELECTION DAY CAMPAIGN by Liam Wilkinson

One child takes cover beneath our bay window, he waits on grazed knees for his breath to come back and checks the ammo in his Fairy Liquid bottle.
I suddenly realise I’m a war poet.

The schools are polling stations, the streets scorched by sun and wet with water bombs.
I stick out my head in an effort to experience the conflict of odds against evens.

An army springs from number seven
and I’m hit - an orange balloon at my shoulder - the crouching soldier comes to my aid with a towel and, with failing breath, I tell him where I keep the hose.

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Poem : By His Healing by Raymond A. Foss

The stories in the Book of Acts
of the people becoming believers
over and over, by his healing

His healing in the name of Christ;
his healings, stating Christ healed
being the instrument,
the skin on the hands of Christ

Boldy, confidently,
healing in Christ’s name
and all believed.

September 28, 2008
Matthew 25:31-40,
Acts 9:32-43,
Acts 9:36-43 and sermon,
“The Story of the First Christian”,
by Reverend Huntley Halvorson,
and told by Elaine Halvorson,
as Dorcas, in her own words,
Suncook United Methodist Church

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Love Poems : Sonnet 18 by Thomas Lodge

As where two raging venoms are united,
Which of themselves dissevered life would sever,
The sickly wretch of sickness is acquited,
Which else should die, or pine in torments ever;
So fire and frost, that hold my heart in seizure
Restore those ruins which themselves have wrought,
Where if apart they both had had their pleasure'
The earth long since her fatal claim had caught.
Thus two united deaths keep me from dying;
I burn in ice, and quake amidst the fire,
No hope midst these extremes or favour spying;
Thus love makes me a martyr in his ire.
So that both cold and heat do rather feed
My ceaseless pains, than any comfort breed.

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Funny Poems : Tae a Backle by Stuart McLean (From No' Rabbie Burns)

O wornie, weenkle bonkled Backle,
Skeetin’ doon yon thochtie meckle,
Wenten mornoot wae monie a chattel,
Nae brostie fondent blooday kettle.

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