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Some of the best short poems and rhymes from our collection . . . funny poems, sad poems, love poems, famous poems . . . and everyone contains less than 1000 characters . . . Yes - we have kept them SHORT.

Funny Short Poems - 911

Poem : Night Piece, to Julia by Robert Herrick

Her eyes the glow-worm lend thee,
The shooting stars attend thee,
And the elves also,
Whose little eyes glow
Like sparks of fire befriend thee.

No will-o'th'-wisp mislight thee;
No snake or slow-worm bite thee;
But on, on thy way,
Not making a stay,
Since ghost there's none to affright thee.

Let not the dark thee cumber;
What through the moon does slumber;
The stars of the night
Will lend thee their light,
Like tapers clear without number.

Then, Julia, let me woo thee,
Thus, thus to come unto me:
And when I shall meet
Thy silv'ry feet,
My soul I'll pour into thee.


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Poem : The Crawlspace by Raymond A. Foss

We were told there were
monsters in there
that the floor was missing
we would fall
we would fall into the furnace
it was scary in the crawlspace
under the eaves
behind our beds
apocryphal tales
to curb curiosity
rules to be broken

July 26, 2006 19:49


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Poem : Versicles on Sign-Posts by Robert Burns

CURSD be the man, the poorest wretch in life,
The crouching vassal to a tyrant wife!
Who has no will but by her high permission,
Who has not sixpence but in her possession;
Who must to he, his dear friends secrets tell,
Who dreads a curtain lecture worse than hell.
Were such the wife had fallen to my part,
Id break her spirit or Id break her heart;
Id charm her with the magic of a switch,
Id kiss her maids, and kick the perverse bh.


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Poem : The Covenant by William Cowper

(Ezekiel, xxxvi. 25-28)

The Lord proclaims His grace abroad!
'Behold, I change your hearts of stone;
Each shall renounce his idol-god,
And serve, henceforth, the Lord alone.

'My grace, a flowing stream, proceeds
To wash your filthiness away;
Ye shall abhor your former deeds,
And learn my statutes to obey.

'My truth the great design ensures,
I give myself away to you;
You shall be mine, I will be yours,
Your God unalterably true.

'Yet not unsought or unimplored,
The plenteous grace I shall confer;
No -- your whole hearts shall seek the Lord,
I'll put a praying spirit there.

'From the first breath of life divine
Down to the last expiring hour,
The gracious work shall all be mine,
Begun and ended in my power.'



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