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Funny Short Poems - 870

Poem : The Cardin o’t, the Spinning o’t by Robert Burns

I COFT a stane o’ haslock woo’,
To mak a wab to Johnie o’t;
For Johnie is my only jo,
I loe him best of onie yet.


Chorus.—The cardin’ o’t, the spinnin’ o’t,
The warpin’ o’t, the winnin’ o’t;
When ilka ell cost me a groat,
The tailor staw the lynin’ o’t.


For tho’ his locks be lyart grey,
And tho’ his brow be beld aboon,
Yet I hae seen him on a day,
The pride of a’ the parishen.
The cardin o’t, &c.


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Friendship Poems : A Special Friend by Faye Diane Kilday

Everyone needs a special friend

to help them on their way,

To pick them up when they are down,

To guide them when they stray.


To share a chat and cup of tea,

To work out hard decisions,

To lend a hand with household

chores and help them achieve

their ambitions.


A special friend is someone sincere,

Through good times and bad they

will always be near.

And if you have a special friend,

Be sure to treat them kind,

For in today's hard times of strife

they're a rare and valuable find!

Faye Kilday 1989


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Love Poems : Yes, Ill Marry You by Pam Ayres

Yes, I'll marry you, my dear,
And here's the reason why;
So I can push you out of bed
When the baby starts to cry,
And if we hear a knocking
And it's creepy and it's late,
I hand you the torch you see,
And you investigate.

Yes I'll marry you, my dear,
You may not apprehend it,
But when the tumble-drier goes
It's you that has to mend it,
You have to face the neighbour
Should our labrador attack him,
And if a drunkard fondles me
It's you that has to whack him.

Yes, I'll marry you,
You're virile and you're lean,
My house is like a pigsty
You can help to keep it clean.
That sexy little dinner
Which you served by candlelight,
As I do chipolatas,
You can cook it every night!

It's you who has to work the drill
and put up curtain track,
And when I've got PMT it's you who gets the flak,
I do see great advantages,
But none of them for you,
And so before you see the light,
I do, I do, I do!




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Poem : Her little Parasol to lift by Emily Dickinson

Her little Parasol to lift
And once to let it down
Her whole Responsibility --
To imitate be Mine.

A Summer further I must wear,
Content if Nature's Drawer
Present me from sepulchral Crease
As blemishless, as Her.



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