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Chuck Palahniuk Quote on Television

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?


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Malcolm de Chazal Quote on Art

Art is nature speeded up and God slowed down.


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Oscar Wilde Quote on Hypocrisy

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.


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Oscar Wilde Quote on Vision

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.


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Ronnie Johnson Quote on Marriage

Marriage is like a phonograph record. You get what you like on one side and take what you get on the other.


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Rachel Weisz Quote on America and Americans

I find Hollywood really toxic.


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Martin Luther King, Jr. Quote on Love

Mankind must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love.


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Max Eastman Quote on Sense of humor

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.


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Dave Berry Quote on Funny

And as Americans, we must ask ourselves: Are we really so different? Must we stereotype those who disagree with us? Do we truly believe that ALL red-state residents are ignorant racist fascist knuckle-dragging NASCAR-obsessed cousin-marrying road-kill-eating tobacco-juice-dribbling gun-fondling religious fanatic rednecks; or that ALL blue-state residents are godless unpatriotic pierced-nose Volvo-driving France-loving left-wing Communist latte-sucking tofu-chomping holistic-wacko neurotic vegan weenie perverts?

Yes. This is called 'diversity,' and it is why we are such a great nation - a nation that has given the world both nuclear weapons AND SpongeBob SquarePants.

And so today I am calling upon both sides in the red-blue rift to reach out. Maybe we could have a cultural-exchange program between red and blue states. For example, a delegation from Texas could go to California and show the Californians how to do some traditional Texas thing such as castrate a bull using only your teeth, and then the Californians could show the Texans how to rearrange their football stadiums in accordance with the principles of 'feng shui' (for openers, both goalposts should be at the west end of the field). Or maybe New York and Kentucky could have a college-style 'mixer,' featuring special 'crossover' hors d'oeuvres, such as bagels topped with squirrel parts.


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Douglas Jerrold Quote on Women

The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.


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Muhammad Quote on Sin

O God, don't allow a sinner to do good to me as my mind may wish to love him


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Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach Quote on Freedom

He who believes in freedom of the will has never loved and never hated



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